"Fei Long vs Jedah" "After a grueling match between Adon and the cute little brazillian kid, Sean, we now go to the second match of the A Block for the Darkfighter Tournament!" Dai starts out the introduction of the match. "Excuse me, did you just say, 'cute'?" her partner, Hiro comes into view, asking about what Dai just said. "Well, yeah, he's from Brazil, and has the most cutest hair." ".... and here I thought you weren't so shallow." ".... you're right, and how come you're so calm and reserved alluvasuden?" ".... Huh, the tournament just started and we already have a switch role segment? This is not right!" Dai shook her head hearing what her partner just said. Just then, Hiro snatched the microphone from Dai's hand and started to put his leg up on the announcer table and his hand flailing about in the air. "YEAH YEAH YEAH! I'm not cut out for the calm and serene type! Let's go and start this match!" Hiro shouts to the arena, arms still flailing and his eyes closed tight while his mouth has a smile on it and spurting out, 'yeah yeah yeah' non-stop. "We will if you would just introduce the fighters, Hiro," Dai tries to calm down her agitating partner. "Yeah yeah yeah!" Hiro non-chalantly ignores her. "Hiro, get down here and announce the fighters." "Yeah yeah YEAH!" Hiro jumps onto the table and dances on it. "Hiro, now!" the annoyed Dai yells. "YEAH YEAH YE..." Hiro couldn't finish his little celebration outburst when Dai pulls Hiro's leg down and he comes down tumbling onto the floor, his chin hitting the wooden table. There is a possibility that his teeth might have been shattered. But then, it's just a possibility. "I apologise for my announcing partner's behavious ladies and gentleman. Now, we shall start off the match. Presenting first, he proclaims that he is the Saviour of the Dark ones, he has wits and sarcasm unbound and he talks like a car dealer..." There's a sudden rip in the empty air right in front of the announcer booth and from the rip, a black scythe was the first to come out of it. Then, a thin but well built man comes out, his skin blue in colour and wearing a purple trenchcoat-like suit. His long nailed hands takes the microphone from the female announcer's grip. "And he is a former co-lord of Makai but now lives in his own made world, Mikai, he is known to be one of the most dangerous darkstalker alive, JEDAAAAAAAAAAAH!" he stands up and raises both his hands up and then took a bow, "Thank you, thank you, I love you too." Dai and Hiro sits in the announcer booth silently and doesn't say anything out of fear they might feel the wrath of this psycho's sycthe. They're just waiting for this man's announcement to finish and him exiting the booth onto the floor. But that's not the case. Jedah still holds the microphone and is about ready to announce something else. "And his opponent, weighing at 30 pounds, or at least he looks like he weighs that much, at the height of 4' flat, or at least he looks like he's that tall, a man who looks like he's a Bruce Lee wannabe and has battle cries that makes him MORE like a Bruce Lee wannabe, the man with the bad fashion sense, I mean really, baggy pants and no-shirt? How yesterday is that? And lastly, the man with really bad hair-do, Fei Long." And a man, taller than 4' flat and looks more than 30 pounds walks into the arena and looks up at the announcer booth. His face grim and his eyes full of intensity, stares directly at the face of the Dark Saviour. His swipes his thumb to his nose twice and then raises his left hand towards Jedah. And then, he motions to Jedah to come down and fight him. "OH YEAH! You think you're big? Well, you just wait till I get down there you Hollywood reject!" Jedah shouted towards Fei Long, suddenly looking annoyed and agitated. He swipes his scythe in mid-air and it rips open and Jedah jumps into the rip. "Huh, why is he mad alluvasudden?" Hiro asks Dai. "Well, there's this rumour that Jedah tried to do that whole challenging motion like Bruce Lee and failed horribly last night at the beach party. And Fei Long just showed him the proper way of doing that impression," explains Dai. "Ahhhh, makes sense. I wonder if these guys are going to go into the teleporter like Sean and Adon did?" "We'll find out in a bit," Dai replies as she watches Jedah appears in front of Fei Long and they get ready to fight. Jedah and Fei Long circled each other. Jedah with an evil smile, lightly slapped onto his face, and Fei looking ready for a fight. Jedah threw a quick punch at Fei Long's jaw. Jedah's blue fist crashed onto his jaw with great force. "Ouch! Jedah gets the first strike folks!" announced Hiro. Fei Long answered right back with a clean round house kick to the nose. The two fighters charged towards each other, colliding, and finished it off with twenty seconds of pure pummeling. Jedah lands a clean slice to Fei Long's face with his razor sharp nails. A small stream of blood splats across the ring, as Fei looks at Jedah with furious eyes. Fei Long runs at Jedah, landing a Rekkaken fire kick to Jedah's stomach. Fei Long's kick put so much force into Jedah, that he threw up blood. "Oh my lord folks! What a kick!" shouted Dai, into the mic. Jedah glared up at Fei Long with a stream of blood pouring down his lip. "So, you want to play like that, do you?" Jedah said with red glowing eyes. Fei didn't reply, and landed a Shienkyaku upper cut on Jedah. Jedah was sent flying up into the air, and landed back down on the ring face first. "Yeah, I do want to play like that!" Fei replied. Jedah arose, and flew up into the air. He flew back down, and started to rapidly pummel Fei, and shred him up with his wings, and razor finger nails. Fei Long flew back into the ropes covered in blood. Jedah jumped up into the air, and landed back down on Fei, using his deadly move, the falling impaler, that drove right through Fei Long's arm. Fei screamed in pain, and Jedah laughed in delight. Once again, Jedah jumped up into the air, except this time, he was landing back down onto Fei Long, with a move he called the falling saw spin. Just as Fei Long was about to get up, Jedah started to shred him up with the saw spin, causing Fei to fly right back into the ropes, even more bloodier then before. "Good riddance people! Fei Long looks like he is going to die! Jedah has him shredded up like a block of cheese folks!" shouted Dai. "Yes! This might be our most gory match out of all the Darkfighter tournament so far!" announced Hiro, jumping onto the table. "Considering, of course, that this is only the second match of the tournament, but sure, why not?" Dai replied to Hiro. Suddenly, Jedah stood on Fei Long's tattered body, and started to rapidly kick him in the back of the head. Jedah pasted an evil smile onto his face, then scratched Fei Long with an Imprisoning Claw. Fei felt a burst of energy over come him all of a sudden. He tried to arose, but his impaled arm, and scratched up face and body wasn't doing him much good, but he still managed to back off from Jedah. "Wow, maybe you're not as tough as Bruce Lee after all. Your quite a weakling, pitiful human." chuckled Jedah. Fei Long looked ready to kill. He clenched his fists tight together. "That's it demon! Time to bring in the big guns!" shouted Fei Long. Fei attempted to do his most powerful move the Shien Renkyaku combo. Fei was out of control. Jedah had the advantage, and wasn't intimidated by his opponent at all, so easily teleported away from it. Jedah landed an exploding pump attack on Fei Long. Fei coughed up blood, and flew into the ropes. "OHHHHH! Would you look at that? Fei Long never even stood a chance to connect his blow to Jedah!" Hiro shrieked at the top of his voice. "Wait, since when did our arena have ropes around them?" Dai asked a very interesting question. Fei bounced back towards Jedah in full speed after he hit the ropes and Jedah stood idly by, right in the way of a flying Bruce Lee lookalike. Jedah smirked, looking at the hapless Fei Long, "I've seen a House Fly... I've seen a Dragon Fly... but I ain't never seen, a Chinese Fly. Oh well, time to swat it." Jedah took out his scythe, pulls his hand back and was about ready to strike it into Fei Long's chest. But, a moment too much of confidence. Fei Long spun in the middle of the air and stopped his motion. Jedah, who thought Fei Long was going to come straight towards him without stopping swings the scythe, but hits only air. Too lagged to move, Fei Long took this moment to use his flaming uppercut kick, Shien Kyakku. The flaming kick hits Jedah on the chin, sending the Dark Saviour flipping and burning. But this move has a bit of a disadvantage. Fei Long is still on the air, while Jedah has recovered his wits and turned to land on his feet. As the Chinese Kung Fu Artist is about to land, Jedah was all ready for him. The Purple one called out his Black Liquid and over at the spot where Fei Long was about to land, a black spot appeared and from that black spot, thousands of hands, all of them reaching out towards Fei Long. Unready for such a diabolical attack, the Kung Fu Artist landed right into the trap and the hands suddenly pulls the Asian down into the black spot on the ground and he disappears. Jedah, who stood beside the spot this whole time, took a bow towards the audience and then, a black spot also appears from under him. He sinks into the black spot and in a short while, disappears. Hiro jumped up and down the table, shouting, "WHAT? How can THIS be happening? Where did they go?!? I WANNA KNOW! I WANNA KNOW! I WANNA KNOW!" Dai just shook her head and timed her movements correctly and pushed the table out from under the jumping announcer, who, a short while later, crashed onto the floor, making a mess with all the wires and all the technical machines that was on the table. Meanwhile, the screen suddenly bleeps up and inside appeared Jedah and Fei Long inside a dark room that. They looked almost like they're underwater. Fei Long is being hold onto by several dark hands, clutching him, not letting him get away while Jedah just stood before Fei Long, hands crossed on his chest. A short while later, Fei Long suddenly grinched in pain and his body and face were all reacting to something, as though he was being hit by several people at one time. Jedah was laughing maniacally as the Hong Kong Actor gets beaten to a pulp by an unknown force. The hands then threw Fei Long upwards and Jedah follows him. In the arena, Fei Long suddenly splashes from outside the black spot that caught him a little while ago and flew to the air. The Dark Saviour appeared from the other black spot he disappeared from and look at the falling Actor. Fei Long crashed into the floor, cracks appeared and some of the tiles broke apart and flew up into the air a couple of inches. Fei Long doesn't even move after the land. Jedah just cracks up a smile and the fingernails on his hand grew longer. "Your soul is MINE!" He raises his hand, fingernails pointing towards Fei Long, ready to sink it into the Kung Fu Artist's body until Hiro shouted, "WHOAH! Buddy, man, no killing." Jedah stopped in the middle of his actions upon hearing this and drops down his hand. "Fine, I'll play by the mortal rules for now. But remember this day, announcer, nobody orders the Dark Saviour around," Jedah finished up and turned around towards the exit. The whole arena was silent. Nobody wanted to say anything as the Purple Darkstalker exits the arena. Nobody can cheer or boo as they see the battered and bloody body of Fei Long, lying in the middle of the arena. Nobody can even try to announce the end of the match. "I... uhhh... think we need medical assistance here," Dai motioned and the door opened as people in white uniform came in with a stretcher, ready to take out the fallen fighter. As the worker do their duties, Dai then cleared up her throat and announced, "As the fight finished, the clear winner of this match is... Jedah." But the arena was silent. No one wanted to cheer or boo. No one had the heart to do so.
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