<Screen pans out to show M Bison, dressed in his standard uniform before a horde of unsavory-looking characters. Skinheads, pinheads, biker dudes and bad-assed bastards abound>

M Bison: For the record, I would like to state that Shadoloo is at the forefront of progressive thought by allowing homosexuals, sociopaths and other individuals who fail to conform to "society" into our ranks. Here we offer them gainful employment and a chance to be a productive member of an organization.

<Off screen>
Bruticus: BURN BABY BURN! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! (Torches several homeless bums in an alley with his Shadoloo Flamer MkII)

<On screen>
M Bison: So if you feel that the world has done you wrong, that you don't belong, visit your nearest Shadoloo recruiter today. No matter what your proclivities, we have a position for YOU!

<Off screen>
A maniacal scientist cackles disturbingly as he meddles with Things Man Was Not Meant to Know. In the opposite room, a rogue occultist meddles with Things Best Left Alone For the Sake of Humanity.

<On screen>
M Bison: So what are you waiting for? Call 1800-SHADOWLAW to arrange an interview today!

<Screen pans out to show that M Bison is now surrounded by rigid ranks of Shadoloo Warriors all clad in a crimson uniform singing "One Voice to Lead Us" from Miss Saigon>

- Early Shadoloo recruitment video.