Well, here it is. Our first Omake submission. For those unfamilier, haiku is a style of three-line poetry, where the first line has five syllables, the second has seven, and the third has five again.

Darkfighter Haiku
Don't laugh, or I'll laugh at you.
'Cause I did it first.


Darkstalkers

B. B. Hood

A short hunter girl.
A monster beguiles her.
Her rocket goes 'BOOM!'

Demitri

Scary vampire.
Where are the anime girls?
You silly hentai.

Donovan

Tortured, soulful man.
Where did he get his big sword?
Freud, I am guessing.

Felicia

Barely covered cat.
Is all that fur natural?
Possibly glued on.

Huitzil

Mister Roboto.
I laugh when you play that song.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Jedah

Savior of the Dark.
Purple is his favorite.
But not in ice cream.

Jon Talbain

Scary wolf of were.
Ever considered partners?
Hey! Delta Red Girl!

Lei Lei

Two young hunter girls.
There is no yuri action?
I am very sad.

Lillith

Robbed of a life chance.
Emulation of her sis?
Boobs don't grow on trees.

Lord Raptor

Rock music echoes.
Shadows dance in a dark hall.
Play loud, Brit, play now!

Marionnette

One without her body.
She will copy a fighter.
Call an excorsist.

Morrigan

Queen of Succubi.
Fanboys desire some leg.
Ditch the stockings, quick!

Pyron

Fire illuminates.
Experiments are painful.
Can't hear screams in space.

Q Bee

The queen of the hive.
They are all one in her mind.
She must be obeyed.

Rikuo

Something is fishy.
Green scales hide liqued fire.
Incredible home.

Shadow

A wandering soul.
Taking over dead bodies.
Where's that excorsist?

Tessa

Vain magic user.
How can she love herself so?
Dude! She's a midget!

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Dio Brando

Banana fighter.
It's impossible to stop.
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Hol Horse

A bullet flies high.
Lone cowboys shouldn't travel.
With DAMN UGLY partners.

Iggi

Bad tempered doggie.
Get the hell out of my face!
I despise that smell.

Shadow Dio

Banana second.
What happened to your makeup?
Put your face on, man!

Rival Schools

Akira

Former gangland girl.
Feeling like a fish on land?
I have chloroform.

Boman

Priestly black man.
Anyone ever tell you,
That hair ROCKS, buddy!

Edge

Shining yellow.
Brighter than the blazing sun.
Headbutt makes you bleed.

Hideo

Language is his strength.
Funky tie is true to legend.
Bulldog in a suit.

Iinchyo

A bad decision.
Seeing life in a new light.
Herself as a child.

Kurow

Claws stain well with blood.
A young man learns this lesson.
All too easily.

Kyoko

Popular nursemaid.
Those legs go all the way up?
Down boy, down I say!

Kyosuke

A secretive boy.
Solice isn't what he wants.
Seek Neo Justice.

Natsu

A new 'Did you know?'
Those Kamisori Gangsters.
A fun name to say.

Ran

Iron reporter.
She isn't defensless yet.
PROTON CAMERA!

Raizo

Scary Headmaster.
That's not a hyphenated word.
Headmaster, okay?

Yurkia

Dark Student Counsil.
Her interesting secret.
Not so surprising.

Street Fighter

Adon

Tiger to Jaguar.
Wild boys become madmen.
Sure I dig your hair.

Akuma

True Style Demon.
You know what you really are?
Fighter with ass flies.

Alex

He is a scared boy.
With the power of a man.
Danger's in the air...

Cammy

Shadaloo woman.
When you go from blue to green.
We meet Delta Red.

Chun Li

Blue and black clothing?
Our ONLY fanservice girl?
Hot diggety damn!

Cody

The rough justice man.
Don't you know drugs are evil?
Get'm, Hinata!

Dan

Funky pink monkey?
He deals Mcdonalds justice!
Gadoken with fries!

Dark Sakura

Sailor Shotokan.
Does this mean Ryu has joined.
Those Village People?

Evil Ryu

Futago's hatred.
At the spiritual realm girl.
Who ya gonna call?

Fei Long

Bruce Lee wannabe.
Hong Kong Action Battle Film.
Was my favorite title.

Gill

Would-be Messiah,
Didn't anyone tell you?
Footbal season's done.

Guy

Generically named.
Living with two guys in caves.
No yaoi here? Suuuuure....

Hayate

LICKY LICKY BLOOD!
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD LICK LICK LICK BLOOD!
BLOODY LICKY FUUUUUN!

Ibuki

High school ninja girl?
Ten bucks on the Overfiend.
He's findin' her first.

Juli

The Liquid to Gear.
Rocket's keep her from seeing.
The Soulmate's there, girl.

Juni

The Gear to Liquid.
Ration's don't mean rational.
Your Soulmates there, see?

Karin

Hysterical Blond.
For the love of God, look out!
Chairs fly everywhere!

Ken

Pretty rich child.
Hasn't even realized yet,
assassin's low rates.

Makoto

CHESTOOOO! This chick is,
The only girl in Nerimia
Who's not Ranma's bride.

Bison

Hitler wannabe.
Scantilly clad harem girls?
Mad pimpin's the best...

Remy

Lanky French fighter
Denies Air Force involvement.
Sonic/Justice Blitz?

Rose

Eiji came asking
Hair spray lost to the four winds.
Innocent, guilty?

Ryu

We see a white hat.
There's something more beneath skin.
What're you hiding?

Sagat

Mountains of muscle
Honor bounds more than he thinks.
Shadaloo's secret.

Sakura

Doubled over, twice.
When copies surpass the first,
Where will she belong?

Sean

Brazilian fighter
Though Scooby-Doo never came,
He's a Globetrotter!

Sodom

Defender of cute,
Blazing red justice jersey,
Light for the mission!

Vega

Darkness from light hope.
True, the sins of the father
Will shape the children

Yun

Cheerful he may be,
He burns others with his grin.
Yang's nightmare in dreams.

Yang

Rivers run too deep.
Victim of soul inversion.
He's the yin to yang.


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