Well, here it is. Our first Omake submission. For
those unfamilier, haiku is a style of three-line
poetry, where the first line has five syllables,
the second has seven, and the third has five
again.
Darkfighter Haiku
Don't laugh, or I'll laugh at you.
'Cause I did it first.
Darkstalkers
B. B. Hood
A short hunter girl.
A monster beguiles her.
Her rocket goes 'BOOM!'
Demitri
Scary vampire.
Where are the anime girls?
You silly hentai.
Donovan
Tortured, soulful man.
Where did he get his big sword?
Freud, I am guessing.
Felicia
Barely covered cat.
Is all that fur natural?
Possibly glued on.
Huitzil
Mister Roboto.
I laugh when you play that song.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Jedah
Savior of the Dark.
Purple is his favorite.
But not in ice cream.
Jon Talbain
Scary wolf of were.
Ever considered partners?
Hey! Delta Red Girl!
Lei Lei
Two young hunter girls.
There is no yuri action?
I am very sad.
Lillith
Robbed of a life chance.
Emulation of her sis?
Boobs don't grow on trees.
Lord Raptor
Rock music echoes.
Shadows dance in a dark hall.
Play loud, Brit, play now!
Marionnette
One without her body.
She will copy a fighter.
Call an excorsist.
Morrigan
Queen of Succubi.
Fanboys desire some leg.
Ditch the stockings, quick!
Pyron
Fire illuminates.
Experiments are painful.
Can't hear screams in space.
Q Bee
The queen of the hive.
They are all one in her mind.
She must be obeyed.
Rikuo
Something is fishy.
Green scales hide liqued fire.
Incredible home.
Shadow
A wandering soul.
Taking over dead bodies.
Where's that excorsist?
Tessa
Vain magic user.
How can she love herself so?
Dude! She's a midget!
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Dio Brando
Banana fighter.
It's impossible to stop.
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Hol Horse
A bullet flies high.
Lone cowboys shouldn't travel.
With DAMN UGLY partners.
Iggi
Bad tempered doggie.
Get the hell out of my face!
I despise that smell.
Shadow Dio
Banana second.
What happened to your makeup?
Put your face on, man!
Rival Schools
Akira
Former gangland girl.
Feeling like a fish on land?
I have chloroform.
Boman
Priestly black man.
Anyone ever tell you,
That hair ROCKS, buddy!
Edge
Shining yellow.
Brighter than the blazing sun.
Headbutt makes you bleed.
Hideo
Language is his strength.
Funky tie is true to legend.
Bulldog in a suit.
Iinchyo
A bad decision.
Seeing life in a new light.
Herself as a child.
Kurow
Claws stain well with blood.
A young man learns this lesson.
All too easily.
Kyoko
Popular nursemaid.
Those legs go all the way up?
Down boy, down I say!
Kyosuke
A secretive boy.
Solice isn't what he wants.
Seek Neo Justice.
Natsu
A new 'Did you know?'
Those Kamisori Gangsters.
A fun name to say.
Ran
Iron reporter.
She isn't defensless yet.
PROTON CAMERA!
Raizo
Scary Headmaster.
That's not a hyphenated word.
Headmaster, okay?
Yurkia
Dark Student Counsil.
Her interesting secret.
Not so surprising.
Street Fighter
Adon
Tiger to Jaguar.
Wild boys become madmen.
Sure I dig your hair.
Akuma
True Style Demon.
You know what you really are?
Fighter with ass flies.
Alex
He is a scared boy.
With the power of a man.
Danger's in the air...
Cammy
Shadaloo woman.
When you go from blue to green.
We meet Delta Red.
Chun Li
Blue and black clothing?
Our ONLY fanservice girl?
Hot diggety damn!
Cody
The rough justice man.
Don't you know drugs are evil?
Get'm, Hinata!
Dan
Funky pink monkey?
He deals Mcdonalds justice!
Gadoken with fries!
Dark Sakura
Sailor Shotokan.
Does this mean Ryu has joined.
Those Village People?
Evil Ryu
Futago's hatred.
At the spiritual realm girl.
Who ya gonna call?
Fei Long
Bruce Lee wannabe.
Hong Kong Action Battle Film.
Was my favorite title.
Gill
Would-be Messiah,
Didn't anyone tell you?
Footbal season's done.
Guy
Generically named.
Living with two guys in caves.
No yaoi here? Suuuuure....
Hayate
LICKY LICKY BLOOD!
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD LICK LICK LICK BLOOD!
BLOODY LICKY FUUUUUN!
Ibuki
High school ninja girl?
Ten bucks on the Overfiend.
He's findin' her first.
Juli
The Liquid to Gear.
Rocket's keep her from seeing.
The Soulmate's there, girl.
Juni
The Gear to Liquid.
Ration's don't mean rational.
Your Soulmates there, see?
Karin
Hysterical Blond.
For the love of God, look out!
Chairs fly everywhere!
Ken
Pretty rich child.
Hasn't even realized yet,
assassin's low rates.
Makoto
CHESTOOOO! This chick is,
The only girl in Nerimia
Who's not Ranma's bride.
Bison
Hitler wannabe.
Scantilly clad harem girls?
Mad pimpin's the best...
Remy
Lanky French fighter
Denies Air Force involvement.
Sonic/Justice Blitz?
Rose
Eiji came asking
Hair spray lost to the four winds.
Innocent, guilty?
Ryu
We see a white hat.
There's something more beneath skin.
What're you hiding?
Sagat
Mountains of muscle
Honor bounds more than he thinks.
Shadaloo's secret.
Sakura
Doubled over, twice.
When copies surpass the first,
Where will she belong?
Sean
Brazilian fighter
Though Scooby-Doo never came,
He's a Globetrotter!
Sodom
Defender of cute,
Blazing red justice jersey,
Light for the mission!
Vega
Darkness from light hope.
True, the sins of the father
Will shape the children
Yun
Cheerful he may be,
He burns others with his grin.
Yang's nightmare in dreams.
Yang
Rivers run too deep.
Victim of soul inversion.
He's the yin to yang.